42 Fun Minion Quotes Of The Week

Funny Minion Quotes Of The Week. Something new I am trying out here on Explorepic. very funny minion quotes and funny images. Everyone loves minions and these hilarious minion quotes will put a smile on your face!

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1. “My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I was supposed to do.”

2. “Yeah, I am weird: (W)onderful, (E)xciting, (I)nteresting, (R)eal, (D)ifferent.”

3. “Remember, if we get caught, you are deaf and I don’t speak English!”

4. “When life gives you lemons throw it back and ask for chocolate.”

5. “Dear sneeze, if you’re gonna happen, happen. Don’t put a stupid look in my face and leave.”

6. “You can’t always control who walks into your life… but you can control which window you throw them out of.”

7. “Ok. The bills are washed, the laundry is paid, clothes are in the oven & The last load of dinner is in the dryer. It looks like I got my to-do list finished!!”

8. “Why I turn on the TV: 10% to watch shows. 90% to use it as background noise so I feel less lonely while I’m on the internet.”

9. “Justin Bieber: “I have millions of fans and I am not even 20 yet” Minion: “I have billions of fans and I don’t even exist”.”

10. “Hurt me and you’re going to feel pain. Hurt my best friend and you’re going to need an ambulance. Hurt my family.. I’m going to need a shovel.”

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11. “My strength didn’t come from lifting weights. My strength came from lifting myself up every time I was knocked down.”

12. “Karma No need for revenge. Just sit back & wait. Those who hurt you will eventually screw up themselves & if you’re lucky, God will let you watch.”

13. “Alcohol is not in my Vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia and learned if you drink to much of it, it’s likely tequilya!”

14. “I’m not really your friend until I start insulting you on a daily basis.”

15. “That awkward moment when someone skinnier than you says “I’m so fat” and you just stand there like…”

16. “My voice sounds great when I’m singing with my earphones on, then I take them off and I realize I sound like a dying walrus.”

17. “’Dammit I’m mad’ is ‘Dammit I’m mad’ spelled backwards.”

18. “Housework no one notices when you do it, but everyone notices it when you don’t!”

19. “Young enough to know I can, old enough to know I shouldn’t, stupid enough to do it anyway.”

20. “How to win any argument 1. Be a woman 2. That’s it 3. You win 4. Congratulations”

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21. “Some people in the morning me”

22. “Do not ever underestimate my ability to find shit out.”

23. “Heck yes, I’m a female. I push doors that clearly say pull. I laugh harder when I try to explain why I’m laughing. I walk into a room and forget why I was there. I count on my fingers. I hide the pain from my loved ones. I say it is a long story, when it really is not, just to get out of having to tell it. I cry a lot more than you think I do. I care about people who don’t care about me. I am strong because I have to be, not because I want to be. I listen to you, even when you don’t listen to me. And a hug will always help. Yes, I’m a female! Re-post if you’re proud to be one!”

24. “I hate it when people text me: “Call me” I’m gonna start calling people and when they answer, I’m gonna say: “Text me”, and hang up.”

25. “I’m not crazy I’m just special!! ……No, wait…..maybe in crazy one second…. I have to talk to myself about this, hold on ….”

26. “Why can’t the house clean itself. It seems to get dirty by itself!”

27. “Single Stress is now gone life is easier”

28. “Public toilet I was in the public toilets and had just sat down. A voice from the next cubicle said, “Hi!, how are you?” Embarrassed, I said, “I’m doing fine”, The voice said “So what are you up to?”, I said, “Just doing the same as you, sitting here!” From next door, “Can I come over?” Annoyed, I said, “Rather busy right now”, The voice said, “Listen, I will have to call you back, there’s an idiot next door answering all my questions.”

29. “We all get heavier as we get older because there’s a lot more information in our heads. So I’m not fat, I’m just really intelligent and my head couldn’t hold any more so it started filling up the rest of me! That’s my story and I’m sticking to it!”

30. “Checking your phone to see what time is it and then checking again because the first time you weren’t paying attention.”