Top 150 Minions Quotes With Pictures “If a woman speaks and no one is listening, her name is probably Mom.”
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“I love those random memories that make me smile no matter what is going on in my life right now.”
“The police pulled me over and asked me ‘You know how fast you were going?’ I said not fast enough because you caught me.”
“My life is like a romantic comedy except there is no romance and it is just me laughing at my jokes.”
“I hate mosquitoes… I mean, I know I’m delicious but damn.”
“I don’t chase anyone anymore, wanna walk out of my life, there’s the door, hell I’ll even hold it for you.”
“That moment when you spell a word so wrong that even auto-correct is like, I’ve got nothing, man!”
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“The police pulled me over and asked me ‘You know how fast you were going?’ I said not fast enough because you caught me.”
“Don’t make me mad and then tell me to calm down. That’s like shooting someone and then wondering why they’re bleeding.”
“Don’t make me mad and then tell me to calm down. That’s like shooting someone and then wondering why they’re bleeding.”
“I love those random memories that make me smile no matter what is going on in my life right now.”
“I wish I had a delete button in my life. Ok to delete somebody, some memories, and some feelings.”
“I don’t run from my problems. I sit on my couch, play on my phone, & ignore them like all 아 the other adults.”
“I hate when someone tells me they “care” but their actions show me that they don’t.”
“Mom: “What do you think I am, made of money?” You: “Isn’t that what mom stands for?”
“Every family has one weird relative. If you don’t know who it is, then it’s probably you.”
“My life is like a romantic comedy except there is no romance and it’s just me laughing at my control if we date there will be moments when I will just stare 19 at you and smile, know that in those moments I’m appreciating everything about you..”
“See how far you’ve come? Be proud of yourself. If nothing else, one day, ook you can look someone straight in the eye and say: “But I lived through it and it made me who I am today.”
“You have never really lived until you fb.com/minionquote have done something or someone who can never repay control уо a person who hates everyone now, once loved FB. communion quote someone too much.”
“It’s amazing how you can fall in love with a person you didn’t even notice the first time you met them.”
“It’s funny how you’re nice to my face. It’s hilarious how you talk behind my back and it’s downright comical that you think I’m unaware.”
“I hate my moods they never ask permission before they change!”
“That moment when you spell a word so wrong that even auto-correct is like, I’ve got nothing, man!”
“That moment you’re yelling at your child & stutter through the wrong names… 아 dammit! Whatever your name is, get over here!!”
“It’s funny how you’re nice to my face. It’s hilarious how you talk behind my back and it’s downright comical that 아 you think I’m unaware”
“My mother always told me if you can’t say anything nice don’t say anything at all… And some people wonder why I’m so quiet around them.”
“Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. S whenever I’m having g problems, you are there. Whenever my life seems out of control, you’re always there. Let’s face It. You are bad luck.”
“Just because I post it doesn’t mean I’m going through and it doesn’t mean that it’s directed at anyone. Maybe it’s just that I like what I read or what I see and so I share it. I am human.”
“There are moments in life when you wish you could bring someone down from heaven. To spend the day with them just one more time, give them one more hug, kiss them goodbye, or hear their voice again. One more chance to say I love you! Share this in remembrance of someone who is not here.”
“That moment when you spell a word so wrong that even auto-correct is like, I’ve got nothing, man!”
“I am who I am like me, love me. Take me, leave me. Know that I am a true friend to the end and ask for nothing in return except two things, don’t hurt or use me.”
“Positive thinking will let you do everything better than negative thinking will. Zig Ziglar”
“Life! Change your thinking. Change your thoughts and create your reality. Practice positive thinking. Act the way you want to be, and soon you will be the way you act. Les Brown”
“maybe money can’t buy happiness, but I think it’s only fair to give me some and let me learn that lesson myself.”
“Once upon a time, I was sweet and innocent. And then shit happened”
“There are some things that money just cannot buy, like manners, morals, and intelligence don’t make me mad and then tell me to calm down. That’s like shooting someone and then wondering why they are bleeding.”
“You can only let someone throw so many stones at you before you pick them all up, put them together and build a wall to keep them from doing it again.”
“Don’t underestimate me. I know more than I say, think more than I speak, and notice more than you realize!”
“I wish I had a delete button in my life. To delete somebody, some memories, and some feelings.”
“Just because I post on my wall, doesn’t mean I’m going through it and it doesn’t mean it’s being directed at anyone, maybe it’s just that I like what I read or what I see so I share it on my wall.”
“I am who I am like me, love me. Take me, leave me. Know that I am a true friend to the end & ask for nothing in return except two things, don’t hurt or use me.”
“I always wanted to win 19 the lottery. But tonight I look around at my beautiful family and realized I already have.”
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