Looking for the best drinking memes for everyone who could use a drink and funny memes.
Drinking Memes For Everyone
1. “It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can’t remember if it’s the thirteenth or the fourteenth.” ― George F. Burns
2. “He was a wise man who invented beer.” – Plato
3. “An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.”- Ernest Hemingway
4. “A man is a fool is he drinks before he reaches the age of 50, and a fool if he doesn’t afterward.”- Frank Lloyd Wright
5. “I went on a diet, stopped smoking dope, cut out the drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.” — Unknown
6. “The ideal man doesn’t smoke, doesn’t drink, doesn’t do drugs, doesn’t swear, doesn’t get angry, doesn’t exist.” — Unknown
7. “I only take a drink on two occasions – when I’m thirsty and when I’m not.”- Brendan Behan
8. “Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.” — Unknown
9. “Let’s have a beer together, you can open it and I will drink it.” — Unknown
10. “Beer doesn’t have many vitamins. That’s why you need to drink lots of it.” — Unknown
11. “Drinking after work is fine, but if you really want to enjoy working then drink before work.” — Unknown
12. “A woman drove me to drink and I didn’t even have the decency to thank her.” – W.C. Fields
13. “I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds, and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.” – George Best
14. “Don’t cry over spilled milk…it could have been beer!” — Unknown
15. “Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication.” – Lord Byron
16. “I started thinking about the dangers of drinking on new year’s eve. After that, I decided to stop thinking.” — Unknown
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