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Best Quotes Funny Life
1. “All life ends in death, which we, as a species, are cursed with knowing. Resulting in … something. Again, this is really not my field.” —Ian Duncan, Community
2. “I’m not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” —Chandler Bing, Friends. Do check out our roundup of hilarious sarcasm quotes.
3. “No thank you, I prefer to get high on life.” —Millie Kentner, Freaks and Geeks
4. “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. I read that one on a can of lemonade. I like to think it applies to life.” —Andy Dwyer, Parks and Recreation
5. “If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right.” —Jerry Seinfeld, Seinfeld
6. “Your soul is like your appendix—I don’t even use it!” —Michael Kelso, That ’
7. “I would do anything for my friends, which I think is how everyone in the world feels. Which is why I finally understand war.” —Jeff Winger, Community
8. “Why can’t parents just stay parents? You know? Why do they have to become people?” —Rachel Green, Friends
9. “Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I’ll find it along the way.” —Michael Scott, The Office
10. “I’m a bit of a sucker for second chances. They’re my first favorite kind of chance.” —Jessica Day, New Girl
11. “To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems.” —Homer Simpson, The Simpsons
12. “What am I scared of? I’m scared of the same thing that you are: everything.” —George Costanza, Seinfeld
13. “Life is just a big bowl of fancy assorted cashews!” —Patrick Star, SpongeBob SquarePants
14. “I love a good nap. Sometimes it’s the only thing getting me out of bed in the morning.” —George Costanza, Seinfeld
15. “We need to remember what’s important in life: friends, waffles, work. Or waffles, friends, work. Doesn’t matter, but work is third.” —Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation
16. “Life is short. Drive fast and leave a sexy corpse. That’s one of my mottos.” —Stanley Hudson, The Office Rock
17. “Nobody exists on purpose, nobody belongs anywhere, everybody’s gonna die. Come watch TV.” —Morty, Rick and Morty
18. “Fate is just what you call it when you don’t know the name of the person screwing you over.” —Lois, Malcolm in the Middle
19. “Here’s some advice I wish I woulda got when I was your age: Live every week like it’s Shark Week.” —Tracy Jordan,
20. “I don’t make the rules, ma’am. I just think them up and write them down.” —Eric Cartman, South Park
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