National Quotes and messages. Top 31 National Laugh Day That Will Make You Laugh about funny sayings “I focused so hard on what I wanted that I lost sight of what I deserved. Before coffee, I’m a hot mess. After? I’m a wide-awake hot mess. So there’s that. Photo credits Pinterest
Best Funny Sayings
1. “Tomorrow is national ‘Slap your annoying coworker day’. If you’re not sure who that is I’d call in sick.”
2. “Do Not look here.”
3. “Tomorrow is national ‘slap your annoying coworker day’ If you’re not sure who that is I’d call in sick.”
4. “It’s all fun in games until someone gets hurt… Then it’s hilarious.”
5. “Blah blah blah well, that about sums up my mood for today!”
6. “CHARLIE CHAPLIN
A day without laughter is a day wasted.”
7. “All men should make coffee for their women… It says it right in the bible hebrews.”
8. “MARCH 19, Let’s Laugh Day”
National Laugh Day That Will Make You Laugh #funny laugh
9. “Lord, grant me the serenity to accept stupid people the way they are. Courage to maintain my self control and wisdom to know that if I act on it, I will go in jail.”
10. “Roses are red. Pizza sauce is too. I ordered a large and none of it’s for you.”
National Laugh Day That Will Make You Laugh #funny
11. “A woman ‘s anger is like a check engine light. There is no way to figure out why it came on. Just ignore it and hope it goes away.”
Top Funny Quotes
12. “First person to complain It’s too hot this summer gets punched!!”
13. “I hate when I go to a restaurant and they ask “Would you like a table?” “No, I want the floor”.”
14. “I don’t mind coming to work, but this eight hour wait to go home is just bullshit.”
15. “I’m not a smartass… I am a skilled, trained professional in pointing out the obvious and I speak fluent sarcasm.”
16. “Today’s forecast… Holy moly, I can’t feel my face degrees!”
17. “call me boring but I don’t need to go out partying on a saturday night to have fun. staying home and watching movies is just fine with me.”
18. “National Belly Laugh Day is Wednesday : Two same-named docs at Northwest Community Healt…”
19. “I need a break from my own thoughts.”
20. “LIFE TIP : When Nothing Goes Right, Go To Bed.”
21. “I do it because I can, I can because I want to, I want to because you said I couldn’t.”
22. DO YOU EVER WAKE UP IN THE MORNING AND JUST THINK “I’M NOT READY FOR THIS SHIT”
23. ALWAYS LAUGH WHEN YOU CAN IT IS CHEAP MEDICINE – LORD BYRON
24. SOMETIMES ALL YOU CAN DO IS JUST HANG ON.
25. Laughter is timeless Imagination has no age Dreams are forever.
26. Have you ever just sat and thought… Damn, I’ve been through a lot of shit…
27. Lord, please give me patience because if you give me strength I’ll need bail money too…
28. I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle.
29. Each time a bird shits on my car, I eat a plate of scrambled eggs on my porch – just to show them what I am capable of.
30. I’m just a girl looking at a SALAD waiting for it to turn into a DONUT.
31. Laugh often, laugh loudly, and most important, laugh at yourself.
CHELSEA HANDLER
Laugh Day Quotes and Messages
“Shot my first turkey today… Scared the crap out of everyone in the frozen food section. It was awesome!” —Anonymous
“Now you understand why peter pan didn’t want to grow up.” —Anonymous
“I don’t judge people based on color, race, religion, sexuality, gender, ability, or size. I base it on whether or not they’re an asshole.” —Anonymous
“I hate when parents say, stop playing with your food. For the first 2 years, you made me think it was an airplane.” —Anonymous
“Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.” —Bo Derek
“An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, ‘So far so good!’” —Anonymous
“Always go to other people’s funerals; otherwise they won’t come to yours.” —Yogi Berra
“Some cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go.” —Anonymous
God has no phone, but I talk to him. He has no Facebook, but he is still my friend. He does not have a Twitter, but I still follow him.” —Anonymous
Read More
- 40 Social Distancing Funny Quarantine Memes That Will Make You Laugh Throughout Quarantine
- 65 Funny Valentine’s Day Memes That Make You Laugh Be My Valentine Meme
- 60 Funny Motivational Quotes to Make You Laugh Out Loud
- 21 National Laugh Day That Will Make You Laugh
- Funny Quotes Laughing So Hard
National Laugh Day pictures with quotes
Looking for the best National Laugh Day quotes pictures, photos & images? Explorepic’s pictures can be used on Facebook, Tumblr, Pinterest, Twitter, and blogs.