Want the Best Funny Sister quotes?
Sisters are siblings you fight with, but cannot live without. Here are a few funny sister quotes for every scenario, from birthdays to boasting about yourself. Enjoy reading these quotes and use them too!
Funny Sister Quotes
❝Although I miss my sister, I aim to get better.”
❝A sister will always notice her sister’s first gray hair with glee. Allison”
❝As your little sister, it’s kind of my job to push your buttons sometimes.”
❝Middle sister: n. Victim of our older sibling, tormentor of our younger sibling, and somehow, peacekeeper between the both of them.”
❝Sisterhood is a funny thing. It’s easy to recognize, but hard to define. Pearl clear”
❝How do people make it through life without a sister?”
❝Side by side or miles apart sisters will always be connected by heart”
❝sisters function as safety nets in a chaotic world simply by being there for each other. ~Carol saline”
❝Big sister to save time let’s just assume I’m always right”
❝I am lucky to have such an adorable sister like you. You are so funny yet so inspiring all the time. Happy birthday!”
❝Sister. Did you know… Good friends come and go but a sister and her wardrobe are for life. Can I borrow your blacktop? Completely made up fact-based loosely on real life!”
❝God made us sisters, our hearts made us friends, and love keeps us bonded through thick and thin. Happy birthday to me not you.”
Best Funny Sister quotes
❝Being related to me is the only gift you need just saying. Happy birthday!”
❝Sisters are much like toppings on ice cream: you can get by without them, but where’s the fun in that?”
❝You’re one of the * biggest blessings in my life and I never take it for granted.”
❝When you’re a little kid, you look forward to getting bigger; too bad little sisters are stuck in that role forever!”
❝Brother and sister don’t fight, they just express their love for each other through physical violence.”
❝The greatest gift our parents gave us was each other.”
❝The best thing about having a sister was that I always had a friend..”
❝Never let an angry sister comb your hair.”
❝I smile because you’re my sister. I laugh because there’s nothing you can do about it.”
❝My sister was my best friend until she copies my hairstyle. Then, I’ll swear she’s adopted.”
❝Christmas! Sister, if you vanished until the new year.”
❝When I say I won’t tell anyone, my sister doesn’t count.”
❝Do you think I’m crazy? Meet my sister!”
Funny Insta Captions for Sisters
❝I always fight my brother, but that is our way of saying to each other I love you. You.”
❝My childhood would have been incomplete and imperfect without a sister like you.”
❝Sometimes siblings can get in each other’s space.”
❝You can fool anyone, but never your little sis.”
❝Didn’t they tell you that my sister and I were savages?”
❝Sister to sister we will always be, a couple of nuts off the family tree.”
❝How I feel when my sister is coming over.”
❝She’s my little sister. Mine to torture and mine to protect. -Julia Quinn”
❝The best feeling is laughing with your sis until you can’t breathe.”
❝Hey, my lovely sister, I miss you like an idiot misses the point.”
❝I am the big sister which makes me the boss! ~ Anonymous”
❝Sister to sister we will always be… A couple of nuts from the same tree.”
Sister Captions Funny
❝Words are the best weapon siblings have in a fight; whoever yells “He’s/she’s hurting me!” First wins.”
❝A sister will always notice her sister’s first gray hairs with glee.”
❝Being my sister is the only gift you need.”
❝I smile because you’re my sister and I laugh because there’s nothing you can do about it!”
❝Sister the best friend you can never get rid of.”
❝Funny and sweet I miss you, brother and sister.”
❝A good friend will help you move. But a best friend will help you move a dead body. Jim hayes”
❝My friends are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane. Matt Schucker.”
❝Happy birthday, sister.”
❝Sister, I still believe you were adopted!”
❝I saw the fairy coming your way, I knocked her out! I have always got your back sister!”
❝Sister, can you grow up and start earning? Buy me gifts already, I have my list ready.”
❝Some things get better with age. Like wine, and you! Happy birthday, sister!”
❝Sometimes I get old, but I remember that my sister is older.”
Funny Sister Captions for Instagram
❝I will let you eat only one piece of your birthday cake because the age you are and the size of the jeans you wear are concerning to me now happy birthday dear annoying sister.”
❝The best part about being your sister is that I don’t have to go shopping alone. But when I vn your wardrobe, who needs to go on shopping anyway?. Own happy birthday dear sister”
❝Before you were born, I asked both mom and dad for a pet, though I never got a pet, I guess after you were born I had the next best thing. Happy birthday, sister I hope you never grow old.”
❝Forget about the past, you can’t change it. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it. Forget about the present. I didn’t get you one Happy birthday!”
❝When your brother becomes “Superman” and flies you to your dream world.”
❝Forget about the past, you can’t change it. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it. Forget about the present. I didn’t get you one. Happy birthday!”
❝Sister, what occurred to you? You used to look attractive, but now I have to say that you look fantastic.”
❝For all the times I asked you to include me in your games.”
❝Siblings that say they never fight are most definitely hiding something. – Lemony Snicket”
