Here are the best funny jokes for teens, clean jokes for teens, and overall stupid but good jokes. Enjoy!
These jokes for teens are clean, cheesy, and a perfect way to brighten the mood! We’ve put together this list of cheesy, clean jokes for teens that you can share with students in your classroom!
Funny Jokes for Teens
❝What is the wake-up time for ducks?
The quack of dawn.
❝Which is the best day to go to the beach?
SUNday.
❝I’m a photographer of myself. You could say I’m selfie-employed.
❝What do a coder and a plant have in common?
STEM
❝What should you do when no one laughs at your chemistry jokes?
Keep going until you get a reaction.
❝Why was the math book bummed?
It had a lot of problems.
❝What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married?
Feyoncé.
❝What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?
I don’t know, and I don’t care.
❝If you have apples in one hand and oranges in the other, what do you have?
Big hands.
❝How do you communicate with a fish?
Drop it a line.
❝What’s the best way to get in touch with a fish?
Drop it a line.
❝What do you call a rash on a pig?
Hogwarts.
❝Where do cats go swimming?
The kitty pool.
❝Can you put the cat out?
Why, is it on fire?
❝How does the moon cut its hair?
It e-clips it.
❝Can February March?
No, but April May.
❝What’s the difference between ignorance and apathy?
Don’t know, don’t care.
❝How do wicked chickens reproduce?
They lay deviled eggs.
❝What did one light bulb say to the other?
Watt’s up?
❝How do wicked chickens reproduce?
They lay deviled eggs.
❝Why does ice cream get invited to every party?
Because it’s cool and sweet.
❝Why are eggs bad at telling jokes?
They always crack each other up.
❝What did Jay-Z call Queen Bey before they tied the knot?
Feyoncè
❝I wanted to buy a camouflage outfit, but I couldn’t find any.
❝Why does ice cream get invited to every party?
Because it’s cool and sweet.
❝A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve food here.”
❝What did the duck say when she bought lipstick?
“Put it on my bill.”
❝What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
Keep trying till you get a reaction.
❝Where do hamburgers take their dates for romantic dancing?
The meatball.
❝What is + / 3 × + 66?
A headache.
❝What flavor tea is the hardest to swallow?
Reali-tea.
❝Why did the picture go to prison?
Because it was framed.
❝What do computers snack on?
Microchips.
❝How do basketball players always stay cool?
They sit near their fans.
❝What is a teenager who never grows called?
Constantine.
❝Where can you learn to make ice cream?
Sundae school.
❝What’s the most hardworking part of the eye?
The pupil.
❝Why does a music teacher need a ladder?
To reach the high notes.
❝Why are frogs always so happy?
They eat whatever bugs them.
❝Why shouldn’t you worry about passing math?
Because it’s easy as pi.
❝What do you call a cow with no GPS?
Udderly lost.
❝Why do pirates have to learn the alphabet?
If they don’t, they’ll be lost at C.
❝Why are spiders such know-it-alls?
They’re always on the web.
❝I tried writing with a broken pencil, but it was pointless.
❝Why are there no ponies in choirs?
Their voices are a little too horse.
❝What rock group has four members that can’t sing or play instruments?
Mt. Rushmore
❝What do you call a cow without a GPS?
Udderly lost.
❝What are the most popular perfumes for ages to 18?
Adolescents
❝What do you call an old snowman?
A puddle.
❝Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups?
Because they can’t even.
❝What did the punching bag say to the boxer?
Hit me baby, one more time.
❝Why did God supposedly make men before He made women?
Because everyone needs a rough draft.
❝Why can’t a T-rex clap its hands?
Because they’re extinct.
❝Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl in the bathroom?
Because it has a silent pee.
❝Why do pimples make horrible prisoners?
Because they keep breaking out!
❝How do you survive a deadly clown attack?
Go straight for the Juggalo.
❝What kind of music do balloons hate?
Pop
❝How do you drown a hipster?
In the mainstream.
❝How do Minecraft players celebrate?
They throw block parties.
