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“I looked up my family tree and found out I was the sap.” – Rodney Dangerfield

“The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn’t for any religious reasons. They couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin.” ― Jay Leno

“There is no such thing as fun for the whole family.” ― Jerry Seinfeld

“When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always.” ― Rita Rudner

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“The guy who invented the first wheel was an idiot. The guy who invented the other three, he was a genius.” ― Sid Caesar

“I’m not for everyone. I’m barely for me.” ― Marc Maron

“Different taste in jokes is a great strain on the affections.” ― George Eliot

“Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.” ― Steve Martin

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“Don’t keep a man guessing too long – he’s sure to find the answer somewhere else.” ― Mae West

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“This is the worst thing to happen to beaches since the Speedo.” ― Bill Maher

“Having a smoking section in a restaurant is like having a peeing section in a pool.” ― Bill Murray

“Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.” ― Redd Foxx

“Procrastinate now, don’t put it off.” – Ellen DeGeneres

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“I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me – they’re cramming for their final exam.” ― George Carlin

“If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?” ― Milton Berle

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“You have to remember one thing about the will of the people: it wasn;t that long ago we were swept away by the Macarena.” ― Jon Stewart

“According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man’s best friend is his dog.” ― Jay Leno

“Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.” ― Mae West

“A committee is a group that keeps minutes and loses hours.” – Milton Berle

“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.” ― Steve Martin

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“If someone else is paying for it, food just tastes a lot better.” ― Gilbert Gottfried

“It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the dog’s owner – and the distance you are from your car.” ― Demetri Martin

“It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.” ― Jerry Seinfeld

“Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.” ― Bill Maher

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“God did not intend religion to be an exercise club.” ― Naguib Mahfouz

“My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.” ― Mike Myers

“My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on.” ― Joan Rivers

“I’m in shape. Round is a shape.” – George Carlin

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“If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?” ― Lily Tomlin

“The road to success is always under construction.” ― Lily Tomlin

“I’m one of the few people in Hollywood who actually had a good childhood.” ― Seth MacFarlane

“A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: ‘Duh.’” ― Conan O’Brien

“I didn’t give you the finger, you earned it.” – BIll Murray

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“Cleaning up with children around is like shoveling during a blizzard.” ― Margaret Culkin Banning

“If life was fair, Elvis would be alive and all the impersonators would be dead.” ― johnny Carson

“The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice cream.” ― Bill Murray

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“If I wasn’t a golfer, I would still be miserable – but not as miserable.” ― Larry David

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“If you think you have it tough, read history books.” ― Bill Maher

“I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.” ― Lily Tomlin

“You can’t fix stupid.” – Ron White

“Money is not the most important thing in the world. Love is. Fortunately, I love money.” ― Jackie Mason

“The Internet is just a world passing around notes in a classroom.” ― Jon Stewart

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“I’m trying to elevate small talk to medium talk.” – Larry David

“Sports are the reason I am out of shape. I watch them all on TV.” ― Thomas Sowell

“Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them.” ― Bill Maher

“A bargain is something you don’t need at a price you can’t resist.” ― Franklin Jones

“Marriage is like mushrooms: we notice too late if they are good or bad.” ― Woody Allen

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“I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.” ― Woody Allen

“If your parents never had children, chances are… neither will you.” ― Dick Cavett

“The only bathroom law I’m interested in is one that bans loud sighing.” ― Conan O’Brien

“Confidence is 10% work and 90% delusion.” ― Tina Fey

“Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man – there’s your diamond in the rough.” ― Larry David

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“When you’re in love it’s the most glorious two and a half days of your life.” ― Richard Lewis

“My doctor told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already.” ― Milton Berle

“Lead me not into temptation; I can find the way myself.” ― Rita Mae Brown

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“Before you marry a person, you should at least make them use a computer with a slow internet connection to find out who they really are.” ― Will Ferrell

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“Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They’re about to announce the lottery numbers.” ― Matt Groening

“I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.” ― Phyllis Diller

“Every time something pops in my head, I think twice about it and I do it anyway.” ― Gilbert Gottfried

“If you want to look thin: hang out with fat people.” ― Rodney Dangerfield, Back to School

“The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.” ― Zach Galifianakis

“Fatherhood is great because you can ruin someone from scratch.” ― Jon Stewart

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